Sunday, October 17, 2004
Welcome To New York
Bling bling bling …! Welcome to New York
Just for your information you will need minimum of 1 to 2 hours waiting in a long line to enter the dream land “usa” bullshit J
Before that you will be asked the smartest questions every by the visa officer.
Why are you coming to the us(with a frown on the face)?
When are you planning to leave the US (implies when are you planning to fuck off here J ) mmm, hospitality J
Where are you staying ( implies are you a homeless shit like your brother and friends !!!)
Haha none the less your finger tips has to get scanned by the finger print scanner and saved on their computer also accompanied with your photo which is taken by a camera on the spot too.
Then they let you in after you feel that you were involved in a terrorist attack combined with drugs dealing.
Luck me I was bless by a nice smiley officer this time who told me wow you are from Egypt, I guessed I will be told go back home honey but she said ahhh I am coming to Egypt next summer, and of course I took the chance to advertise and market Egypt pretty well and I dropped her my business card and for the first time I was asked how long do you want to stay, is 6 month ok!!! And I was like wow J so I took the chance to be arrogant and I told her no 2 month is enough cause I will be going to Sydney with my GF so I ve got 3 month and she promised she will call when she comes to Egypt. That’s great though.
Welcome to NY.
Just for your information you will need minimum of 1 to 2 hours waiting in a long line to enter the dream land “usa” bullshit J
Before that you will be asked the smartest questions every by the visa officer.
Why are you coming to the us(with a frown on the face)?
When are you planning to leave the US (implies when are you planning to fuck off here J ) mmm, hospitality J
Where are you staying ( implies are you a homeless shit like your brother and friends !!!)
Haha none the less your finger tips has to get scanned by the finger print scanner and saved on their computer also accompanied with your photo which is taken by a camera on the spot too.
Then they let you in after you feel that you were involved in a terrorist attack combined with drugs dealing.
Luck me I was bless by a nice smiley officer this time who told me wow you are from Egypt, I guessed I will be told go back home honey but she said ahhh I am coming to Egypt next summer, and of course I took the chance to advertise and market Egypt pretty well and I dropped her my business card and for the first time I was asked how long do you want to stay, is 6 month ok!!! And I was like wow J so I took the chance to be arrogant and I told her no 2 month is enough cause I will be going to Sydney with my GF so I ve got 3 month and she promised she will call when she comes to Egypt. That’s great though.
Welcome to NY.
